Make My Dream Come True

Sacralita Kurelek · 04-05-2009, 02:20 PM

Since I was a very small child, I have wanted to ride on the back of a tiger.
To make this happen, I will need three men, and a ride to the local zoo.
We will watch the tiger cage until we are sure that the tigers are sleeping.
Two of you will re-enact "2 Girls, 1 Cup", to ensure the guards and other zoo goers are completely distracted, while I and man #3 jump the fence.
I will climb onto a sleeping tiger's back. Then, #3 will flick the tiger in the nose, waking him up.
I will ride the tiger as he chases man 3 until I grow bored or police intervene, which ever comes first.

Gabe Lippmann · 04-05-2009, 08:46 PM

Logan Bauer · 04-05-2009, 09:13 PM

And all these years, I thought I was the only one...

Gabe Lippmann · 04-05-2009, 09:17 PM

you're the cup, right?

04-05-2009, 02:20 PM	#1
Sacralita Kurelek Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Redneck Mecca Posts: 117	Make My Dream Come True Since I was a very small child, I have wanted to ride on the back of a tiger. To make this happen, I will need three men, and a ride to the local zoo. We will watch the tiger cage until we are sure that the tigers are sleeping. Two of you will re-enact "2 Girls, 1 Cup", to ensure the guards and other zoo goers are completely distracted, while I and man #3 jump the fence. I will climb onto a sleeping tiger's back. Then, #3 will flick the tiger in the nose, waking him up. I will ride the tiger as he chases man 3 until I grow bored or police intervene, which ever comes first.

04-05-2009, 08:46 PM	#2
Gabe Lippmann is returning video tapes. Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 5,046	ok

04-05-2009, 09:13 PM	#3
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04-05-2009, 09:17 PM	#4
Gabe Lippmann is returning video tapes. Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 5,046	you're the cup, right?

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